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Horse Chops EP

by Horse Chops

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1.
Comely girl, machine operator I have to go but I hope I’ll see you later By the tree in the park, we’ll meet there after dark Strike a match and see it spark Reflector vest, I find you so becoming Your jeans distressed, probably from the running All around you do, I hope that you’ll be true As a Volvo or Komatsu Having a beer with the crew after work I saw him working you but I think that guy’s a jerk with his steel-toed boots, his alcohol abuse wish he’d take his hand of you One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen Seventeen times, I saw you painting lines As I drove by on my way home I saw your hair with your hard hat off Looking wash and wear silky and soft I saw an ad about that, I think you could act Or be a model if you’re laid off. Comely girl, machine operator Where did you go, I want to see you later I’m alone right now, I hope that some how You can fill the pothole in my heart.
2.
I want you To know that I’ve been noticing your Led Zeppelin Sneakers walking across the floor And all those Cryptic runes keep me from getting bored I don’t know Who to love or if I care anymore You’re looking Pretty keen in your neutral tones wearing your Baggy jeans and the glasses I don’t think that you really need but I can’t be sure if you can See me, or if I am obscured And we have Got a mall but there’s not that many stores Sometimes I Walk around listening to Parquet Courts And they’re so Stoned and Starving, wish I was in New York Led Zeppelin Sneakers are in some of the stores there and I would Buy you two or maybe even four I don’t know What to think or if I care anymore.
3.
Goth Boys 03:46
I saw you holding hands with a goth boy don't you understand he's using you as his toy for channelling the angst of existence for using you in satanist experiments Don't remind me how you told me that you skinned your knee while rousing rabble on the weekend everybody fights to get themselves downwind before the stuck up kids, stuck up kids, stuck up kids are pinned to the cork beside the butterflies that you found behind the rotting barn that falling to the ground that's where the goth kids go when they want to hang around that's where they drink their blood, drink their blood down in the trees they will be talking about sorrow probably telling you that there'll be no tomorrow in the backseat of an 80s eldorado you're the inspiration playing by chicago Put the bullneck kid in his bag of bones (Monday Tuesday all alone) dissect the skids outside their homes (Wednesday Thursday on my own) inflect the language of the stones (Friday nights wait by the phone) goth boys won't you leave the girls alone? I don't really know what to expect from the candlelight kids and the rejects riding bikes with linered eyes in the projects cussing normies in their own subdialects Everybody wants to drag down the empire from their basements with the Minutemen and Wire mowing lawns to make a little bit of side cash silver tongues when their spewing out their trash Tell the teamster skids to pay their dues (They'd rather spend it all on booze) screw the redneck kids in their uptown shoes (Boys don't cry sometimes they do) fight the man when the man's not fighting you (such a wreckless thing to do) Goth boys will be boys will be feeling blue. REPEAT VERSES ONE TO THREE
4.
Broken Leg 02:56
I saw you dancing on the broken leg you told me that you broke so you couldn't dance with me I saw you laughing behind your bangs dancing Gangnam Style while he held your hands but I can dance too I do the shimmy I do the Lindy Hop, the Twist, the Boogaloo So tell me your deal what is the skinny? what do I have to do before I can dance with you? but I can dance too I do the shimmy I do the Shake, the Martian Hop, Batusi too So tell me your deal what is the skinny? what do I have to do before I can dance with you?
5.
Creepin' 03:00
I see you walking with that creep See you walking down my street See you walking up my street See you walking His t-shirt says the police I heard him say he loves Sting I think Sting’s a dickweed But he’s okay at bass I guess I heard him talk about Tibet Said he hasn’t been there yet Hopes to go to Tibet To help Tibetans (or something) I see you walking with that creep He’s so sensitive and deep Jeans rolled almost to his knees I see you walk. Creeping I see you dancing on the scene Crash into you crash into me After the bars at Burger King I hear him tell you He doesn’t usually eat meat Hates the way they treat the pigs Unless he’s drunk or hungry Devil sticks out on the street He draws a crowd they keep a beat I want to punch him in the teeth But I keep walking I see you walking with that creep Hacky sack bounced on his feet Wish you were walking next to me I see you walk.
6.
I’ve been waiting here all these years and now my life’s gone by Drinking beer hoping you’d appear and now I’m going to die and when I die put me in your spaceship in the sky. When I was a little kid I saw you in that starry sky when I talk about it now people ask me if I’m high and when I’m high I ride on your spaceship in the sky. It could happen walking down the street like on any other day music on try to keep a beat and then you take me away take me away up to your spaceship in the sky. Saw your picture on the TV screen and knew you were for me Now I need to solve all of your unsolved mysteries your mysteries hiding in your spaceship in the sky Use your lights to beam me up and take me far away I can’t stand being here for even one more day for one more day Beam me up and take me far away.

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released August 27, 2023

All songs by Adam Beardsworth and Horse Chops. Produced and Engineered by Neil Targett.
Horse Chops are: Adam Beardsworth (vocals, guitar); Neil Targett (vocals, bass); Craig Caines (drums and percussion).
Cat sounds by Sonic and Dante

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